I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
oh my god it just keeps getting better
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
Ok but can I kiss your neck?
Me (via hello-lesbians)